Hi, I am a poor boob addicted to Mac Computers and the Internet. Apart from playing Squash this is my dominant interest and obsession. I also have a Home Page at Geocities in California and thought it about time that someone as rich and famous as myself acquired a European Residence in order to impress the many potential clients for my artwork who will doubtless be browsing this page and placing large orders, thus making me even more rich and famous! I am great, brilliant, wonderful and obsessed. I think I need help....HELP!

What I'm interested in:

• Squash
  The only game to play while you are able. I am now 40 and can hardly walk but I love this game. Play it while you can.
• Apple computers
  The classiest act in town.
• Harrow School
  If you did not go here, you're nobody. Watch "Withnail & I" for proof.

Simon Dyer's Links:

• DTP Internet Jumplist - An Invaluable resource for duffers like me
• The Apple Tree - Good way to keep up to date
• My Home Page - The Internet's coolest Home Page
• Download.com - Good Shareware